Mitch Schools

07/24/2026 10:34 PM

5.0

I came in expecting to grab a few things and leave. Instead, Ed delivered what can only be described as a life-changing spiritual experience.The second I walked up to the counter, I swear the store got brighter. Birds started chirping indoors. Somewhere in the distance I heard Morgan Freeman narrating my purchase.Ed answered every question before I even asked it, somehow knew exactly what I wanted, and made the entire process smoother than a fresh jar of premium flower. I’m pretty sure this man could solve world peace if you gave him a name tag and a cash register.By the time I left, my credit score had gone up, my back pain disappeared, my relationship with my father improved, and I think my dog respects me more.If Ed isn’t Employee of the Century, I don’t know who is. Give this man a raise, a corner office, and at minimum his own national holiday.I’ll definitely be back… mostly because I need to see if he’s actually human or just customer service software that became self-aware.10/10. Five stars somehow doesn’t feel like enough.

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